Hey there, movie fans!  No matter what that cross-eyed rat in Punxsutawney says, spring is right around the corner but before the flowers start blooming we must all observe America’s most sacred ritual. No, not voting.  The Academy Awards!!!  Each February hundreds of rich, attractive people get together to give each other hand jobs gold statues.  To discuss these awards, I’ve assembled a crackerjack panel of movie buffs for Episode 6 of The Internuts Podcast!  I’m joined by returning guests Glen Tickle, Karl Whitman, and Ken Swanson.  I’m also pleased to introduce Donald Sterling who is making his first appearance on the show.  Do we talk about this year’s nominees?  Sort of!  Do we talk a lot more about Back to the Future?  Listen to find out!!!

Spoiler Alert: During the course of our riveting conversation we manage to ruin the endings of Hollywoodland, The Artist, The Sixth Sense, Fight Club, The Village, The Happening, and Back to the Future.  You have been warned.

Talking points include: zeppelin fetishes, Jimmy Page: Secret Asian Man, sad leap year babies, the unwitting cameos of Bob Dylan, Magic Nazis vs. Aliens, the Jon Hamm body swap, Alan Rickman’s voice butter, shopping cart deposits, sexy movies titles, Miss Piggy in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, Godfather III syndrome, Matthew Broderick: secret murderer, paperclip voyeurs, the dark side of Gordon Bombay, and The Internuts A Cappella Challenge!

Do the world a favor and visit my friend Glen Tickle on the internet.  You can find him here or here or here.  Also, The Internuts Podcast! has a phone number!  It’s 215-821-9798.  Call it and you might just hear yourself on the next episode.  On a personal note, this tiny little podcast recently passed 10,000 listens.  It’s staggering how quickly this thing has grown and I thank each and every one of you for your continued support.  You are the cat’s pajamas.  As always, I’d like to thank Kevin MacLeod at www.incompetech.com for the use of his wonderful music.  Enjoy and I’ll see you back here in March.  Huzzah!!!

Hey everybody! How were your holidays? 2012 is officially upon us and the end of the world, as predicted by John Cusack, is just months away. Better start listening to The Internuts Podcast before things start getting hairy!  This month I’m offering an insightful conversation with Thelma Weinstein and Jim Conrad.  As you know, Thelma is my beautiful girlfriend and Jim is the creator of the Extra Nuts mini-podcasts.  But did you know that Jim is also a musician?!? It’s a fact, you stupid dummy!  Check it out! And while you’re clicking on links, I’m in a band too! Alright, that’s enough shameless plugging for now.  The Internuts Podcast will be back in February with a special Oscar episode for all you cinephiles. Keep on rockin’, Internuts!

Talking points include: Ryan Seacrest: Angel of Death, Morgan Freeman’s wormhole, bat babies, Papa Diddy Pop, being your own step-granddaughter, pornography squirrels, old people in restaurants, tipping carnies, jerking it so right, peeing in a sink, baseball teeth, a plus 6 Scope regimen, geode sex, Anne Frank vs. Haley Joel Osment, fast food pizza, and an exciting new Internuts game!

In case you were wondering about the fantastic music used on the podcast, Kevin MacLeod (@kmacleod on Twitter) is the mad genius who offers up these wonderful compositions free of charge. If you ever need to use some music for a project I strongly recommend Incompetech.  If you don’t visit this website Paul McCartney will sue you.

Hello, friends!  2011 is just about wrapped up and 2012 is laid out before us like a blank page.  As we all know, in 2012 Cthulhu will emerge from the bowels of the Earth to bring about the end of days in a cataclysm of oily water and echoless screams.  SO IT HAS BEEN FORETOLD BY CUSACK AND SO IT SHALL COME TO PASS!  But let’s not dwell on that.  It’s a New Year so let’s party!  A few of you have been asking to hear all the fake commercials from the show compiled into one convenient episode.  Well, your benevolent Podcast King has heard your woeful cries and he has taken pity on you.  Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

As always, a very special thank you is owed to Kevin MacLeod (@kmacleod on Twitter) for composing all the music used on The Internuts Podcast.  If your latest project could use some music but you don’t want to be sued by Lars Ulrich, visit http://incompetech.com for fantastic, royalty-free compositions.

Well, it’s crunch time and like everyone else, I am running around like a madman trying to finish my Christmas shopping.  Luckily, friend of the podcast (and future guest?!?) Jim Conrad was kind enough to create another scrumptious sound treat for your holiday enjoyment.   Please enjoy some more of Jim’s astounding editing trickery and meet us back here next week for the Internuts Podcast Holiday Spectacular!

-Chris

Talking points include: Tale Spin, brown rice vs. racism, Guinness in the summer, house fires, Edgar Winter suits, metric Troy Aikman, Old Pet Reggie, quivering cranberry sauce, the art of the “Ginelli,” the pending male folder, sandwiches on pedestals, dolphin names AND the podcast sensation…Accent of a Woman.

P.S. - I’d like to offer a special thank you to Kevin MacLeod (@kmacleod on Twitter) for composing all the fantastic music used on The Internuts Podcast.  Thanks to Kevin’s generosity I get to use amazing music in every episode without paying one nickel for royalties.  Please, please, please check him out at http://incompetech.com.

Rock the Casbah,

Chris

-Chris

Friend of the podcast (and friend in general) Jim Conrad was nice enough to create a “best of” promo for us.  It took him 2 minutes to do what I did in 1 hour.  Please take a listen and we’ll be back in October with Episode 2.

-Chris

-Internuts H.Q.

Note: The Internuts Podcast uses some dirty words. Well, a lot of dirty words. Please listen smartly.