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Happy New Year, Internuts! Hopefully you're all enjoying a happy and healthy 2014.  On the topic of health, your host Chris managed to blow out a few discs in his back in the first few days of the new year.  As a result you're about to listen to the one and only episode of this podcast recorded while on heavy pain medication.  It's quite something.  Join a drug-addled Chris and guests Ken Swanson and Philip Darrenkamp on a psychedelic journey of discovery!

Season’s Greetings!  

Hopefully your halls are decked, your trees are trum, and your eggs have been sufficiently nogged!  Like many of you, I’ve been tremendously busy during the month of December.  So busy, in fact, that I have had no time to properly edit this episode.  DON’T PANIC.  Think of this as the first ever RAW Episode of The Internuts Podcast!  This time around, your imagination is the editor!  Didn’t like that last joke?  IMAGINE A FUNNIER ONE!  Offended by that racial epithet?  PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED!  Do you wish this was a Game of Thrones podcast?  USE YOUR BRAIN TO MAKE IT THAT!  Join Thelma Weinstein, Glen Tickle, Sebastian the Mall Santa, Karl and Myrtus Whitman, the disembodied voice of James Brown, and myself as we learn the true meaning of the Winter Solstice.  Happy Holidays, friends, and we’ll see you again in 2014!

XOXO,

Chris

 

Happy Belated Thanksgiving, friends! I don't know about you but I am hurting.  Luckily, there is no better cure for your gas pains and stuffing protrusions than a brand new episode of The Internuts Podcast! Joining me this Turkey Day are actor/improvisers Keith Moser and Rachael Lang.  We'll also be enjoying music by Georgia Soul Council. Sit back, undo your belt, mute the football game, and enjoy some comedy chit chat!  Stay safe and we'll seeya back here in December!

Happy Halloween!!!  To celebrate this, the scariest of secular holidays, The Internuts Podcast is proud to present EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER OF "MY IMMORTAL!"  If you're unfamiliar, "My Immortal" is a piece of fan fiction loosely based on the world of Harry Potter.  For the last year and a half, the podcast crew has been performing dramatic readings from this literary masterpiece at the end of each episode.  However, all good things must come to an end.  The timeless tale of Ebony Darkness Dementia Ravenway has concluded.  To everything (Turn Turn Turn) there is a season (Turn Turn Turn).  But we're not here to mourn the passing of "My Immortal." We are here to celebrate its legacy and look towards the future!  Relive the twists, turns, misspellings, and legitimate cries for help that made this fan fiction such a fan favorite on The Internuts Podcast.  Have a safe Halloween, my friends, and meet back here for a new episode in November!

Hello! It's hard to believe but this episode marks the 2nd Anniversary of The Internuts Podcast!!! To celebrate this momentous occasion I've chosen my favorite moments from the past year and stitched them into the clip show you're about to listen to. Thank you very much to the comedians, writers, actors, podcasters, TV personalities, and personal friends who appeared on Season 2 of the show. I owe an extra-special "thank you" to all you nice folks for listening to the podcast each and every month. It's truly amazing how many people from far-flung corners of the world download this silly show. Alright, gang, that's all for now. It's been a hell of a year and I'm sure Season 3 will be even better! Make sure to check back on Halloween to hear a spooktacular special episode featuring Fan Fiction favorite "My Immortal" in its entirety. Until then...HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, INTERNUTS!!!

Where has the time gone, my friends? It seems like only yesterday that the summer was laid out in front of us like the roast beef station at an Old Country Buffet. But, like the aforementioned smorgasbord, sometimes too much of a good thing makes us tired and sweaty. Also, gassy. Super gassy. Much like the crimson leaf drops from the maple tree, The Internuts Podcast is about to shed a dearly beloved segment. After months of questionable plotting, suspect story arcs, and piss-poor spelling it's time to say goodbye to the terrible Harry Potter fan fiction "My Immortal." I'd like to say it ends with a bang but, well, you'll see. Join Karl Whitman, Sebastian (the former mall Santa), and myself as we bid adieu to summer (and Dumbledork) and say hello to autumn. Hello autumn!!!

Music this month is provided by Good Old War from their self-titled album. You can find them on Facebook, Twitter, and their website. You can also follow this podcast on Twitter at @InternutsChris. Next month is the 2 YEAR ANNIVERSARY of The Internuts Podcast so make sure to check back at the end of September for a very special episode!

Hi there!  The gorgeous Thelma Weinstein and I are going on vacation in July.  As such, there simply isn’t enough time to record and edit a regular episode of the podcast.  FEAR NOT!!!  Instead of skipping a whole month I’ve put together an extra-special treat for you.  I went back to my roots and recorded a mini-episode of fake commercials and comedy bits.  Think of it as a refreshing palate cleanser.   Enjoy the show and we’ll be back in August with another full-length episode featuring THE EPIC CONCLUSION OF THE INTERNUTS FAN FICTION CORNER!!!  Stay cool, stay hydrated, and don’t trust men in ice-cream trucks!

Oh, hello.  Welcome to an extraordinarily special episode of The Internuts Podcast!  As you might already know, the lovely and talented Thelma Weinstein and I have gotten engaged!  To celebrate our impending nuptials, Thelma and I sat down a few weeks ago to discuss marriage, wedding planning, and (most importantly) dick pics.  Join us (and a few special call-in guests) and enjoy our love before decades of crippling responsibility turn us into desiccated husks! Music is provided by the phenomenal British funk band The New Mastersounds.  Non-Pennsylvanians can check them out on Twitter.  Residents of The Keystone State can see them up close and personal at The Blockley in Philadelphia on August 15th.  Since we're already plugging things, you may as well follow @InternutsChris on Twitter, too.  All the cool kids are doing it.  Well, 50 or so cool kids are doing it...the rest are Korean Spam Robots.  Keep cool, Internuts, and check back at the end of July for another episode!!!

The pixelation has been added.  Everything else is far too real.

Hells bells, it is balmy out there!  Memorial Day has come and gone, ushering out the days of open windows and welcoming expensive air conditioning bills.  Not to worry!  Contrary to Eddie Cochran, there IS a cure for the summertime blues…The Internuts Podcast!  Eddie Cochran doesn’t know shit about anything.

Listen as I chat with fan favorite Ken Swanson and comedian Mike Logan about the vagaries of zombie sex and the marginal appeal of carnal oil rig casinos.  You can find more of Mike Logan on Facebook, Twitter, YouTube and Tumblr.  You’ll also be hearing lovely music by The Oh Hellos from their album Through the Deep, Dark Valley.  Enjoy the show, my dear Internuts, and come back for more in June!

Note: I was a little lazy with the editing this month because I was busy PROPOSING MARRIAGE!!!  POW!!!  Thank you Thelma Weinstein for saying yes and making me the luckiest podcast host in the world!!!

WE DID IT!  As observant listeners know, I have mentioned on the show before that I play guitar in a band.  Well, now you can actually listen to us!  It is my absolute pleasure to announce the release of Forty Stories High, the debut album by Great Big House.  Please join the band and some special guests as we chat about the album, listen to our exploits from Front Porch Fest in VA, and (most importantly) hear some of our music!  Please enjoy the podcast and make sure to buy Forty Stories High, available on iTunes!